Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg": "I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing with out a few ice Bergs".
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What is another name for a stupid fish?
Dum bass
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
People named Aaron are annoying why have two A’s when you can have none... (Ron)
My chocolate babe is calling my name and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak me on.
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you
Coconut
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
my name has anus in it
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can't you too fat and clumsy and i don't have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
Rape jokes are not funny
Look at my name by the way😁
