Name

Name Jokes

Song

Penaldo song 🎡🎡🎡

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Student

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

Pregnancy

A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

Parent

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

War

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

Michael Jackson

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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  • Randy

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.

    Stanley Cup

    What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

    "Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

    Balloon

    Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

    Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

    Jesus

    Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.

    Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!

    Character

    What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

    Travis Spick-le.

    Dog

    Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

    Guy

    Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.

    Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?

    Angela: His name is Kevin.

    Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?

    Angela: I don't know.