One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Despite Michael Jacksonโs legal problems while he was alive, McDonaldโs is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
Theyโre going to call it the McMichael! Itโs going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!