Name jokes
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.