Name jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."