Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Mike Oxlong.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Hi, I'm Bob.
My name has "anus" in it.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
