Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
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When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
My nickname should be night light...because kids turn me on...
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do it's my ankle.
i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"
I like my women how I like my wine
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.
My wife thinks i'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
My wife accused me of being a cross dresser so i packed up her clothes and left
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass
~ hey you wanna hang
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