My jokes

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)

Mommy kisses my butt.

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?