My jokes

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

"I love you with all my heart."

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."

We never saw him again.