My jokes
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
I killed myself, then woke up.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Memes
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
"So what, ah, my G?"
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.