I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
My Jokes
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Mommy kisses my butt.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
