I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
My Jokes
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
My name has "anus" in it.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. π
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
My life.
Kill me, please.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! π±π
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
