My jokes

The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

The thing my mom birthed.

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

Why are my students so naughty?

Person: My left ear is ringing.

Friend: Then answer it!

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.