My jokes
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Me after hearing
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.