My jokes

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

My mate Noha.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

My friend dreamed of being a porno star.

He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.

The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

I love my new phone.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.