My jokes
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Memes
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.