My jokes

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

My acquaintance, William.

My mental health.

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

My friend dreamed of being a porno star.

He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.

The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ach.

Ach who?

Bless you!

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...