My jokes
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
My "friend" has dyslexia.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
I ate my mom.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.