Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now đ
Depression hits harder than my dad
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ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her
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Donât mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing they come and leave easlily
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didnât wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, itâll just be a failed stunt
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At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
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