Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton
Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Pick a number syckkkkkkk that’s the wrong number
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill
And he needed a painkiller pill
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"
