My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
My Jokes
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
