My jokes

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

My username good.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

I love my dog!

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.