My jokes

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

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    • Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

    She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

    My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

    Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

    My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.

    I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

    The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

    My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

    I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

    My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.

    The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"

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    • Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

    My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

    Pontypool is rough.