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"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

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    • I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

    Here are some rules to make a good joke:

    1: Don't say “my life.”

    2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

    3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

    One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."