My jokes

Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

I love my dog!

My dad is nice!

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Why do my kids die?

Stinky Oussy :D

I love my name.

Stephanie is my name.

My car 🚘

I love my dog, Sadie.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.