My jokes

Death

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

Roblox

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I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Life

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

Ball

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My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Penalty

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🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

Fortnite

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A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

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  • Guy

    56 views ·

    What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

    Rocket League!

    (Ali A Intro)

    I like men.

    Wanna smash?

    Suck my balls.

    I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

    This joke sucks terribly.

    Honestly just like and leave.

    Add me on discord.

    IceyTrae#2230

    Lebron>MJ

    Orphanage

    I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

    Steak

    19 views ·

    So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

    So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

    Zoo

    8 views ·

    I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.

    They never got together at all.

    Cat

    10 views ·

    Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

    Brother

    34 views ·

    A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

    Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

    Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

    Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

    Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

    He came in twice.

    (like if u understand)