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I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.