Hot Smoking Body

Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.

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Listen up, dummy! This joke is about wanting to look good, even in death. The person wants to be cremated so people will think they have a hot, smoking body. Get it? Probably not, since you are likely someone who still uses Internet Explorer.

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