One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
