Must jokes

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?

Must be lots of drunks there.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.