Must jokes

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.