Must jokes

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?

Must be lots of drunks there.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”