Must jokes

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?

"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.