You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Must Jokes
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
