I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a Kindergarten
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
