Musician jokes
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Olivia Rodrigo
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.