You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Musician Jokes
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Olivia Rodrigo
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
