Musician jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Olivia Rodrigo
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.