Olivia Rodrigo
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
