Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael jackson
micheal jackson so white i turned blind
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a Kindergarten
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
