Musician jokes
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What do you call a musician π©βπ€ who drinks soda and sings π€ at the same time?
A popsinger.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Prince, are you there?
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!