Musician jokes
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Memes
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!