Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
