What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
micheal jackson so white i turned blind
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael jackson
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
