Musician jokes
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!