Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
