Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Musician Jokes
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
