When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Musician Jokes
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
