What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
what was juice wrld before he was famous?
answer: alive
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
