Musician jokes
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.