Musician jokes
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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