Musician jokes
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Prince, are you there?
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.