Musician jokes
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Prince, are you there?
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.