Musician jokes
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.