Musician jokes
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!