Musician jokes
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.