Musician jokes
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Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.