Smooth Criminal jokes

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.