Smooth Criminal jokes

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.