Smooth Criminal jokes

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.