Music jokes
Make like a drum and beat it!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Ariana Grande
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Memes
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I’m DaBaby.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
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Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.