Music jokes
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Ariana Grande
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
I’m DaBaby.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.