Music jokes
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
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What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
me listening to issa bass
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
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A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.