Music jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Memes
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
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I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...