Music jokes
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.