Music jokes
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
I love Little Mix.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.