Music jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.