What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
