Music jokes
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Ariana Grande
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I’m DaBaby.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"