Music jokes
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
I love Little Mix.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it? Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."