Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.