Music jokes
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
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I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.