Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better LACE UP”
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves. Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
