You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Music Jokes
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Suck!
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
