Music jokes
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
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What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.