Music jokes
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Ariana Grande
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Memes
I’m DaBaby.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.