Music jokes
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Ariana Grande
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I’m DaBaby.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!