Music jokes
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.