Music

Music jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Emo

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

Shooter

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

Memes

Love

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Singer

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Song

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Romance

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”