Music jokes
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.