Music

Music jokes

Emo

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

Shooter

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

Love

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Singer

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Song

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Romance

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Singing

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Player

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.