What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
I can't make anymore songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like give it a like so I can continue making more songs. If anyone would like a song played type it in the comments, Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
alright my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time and what i say is go get you boyfriend dude
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
