Music jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Suck!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.