Music jokes
I’m DaBaby.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.