Music jokes
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.