Music jokes
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!