What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
