Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Music Jokes
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
