Music jokes
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Memes
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."