Music jokes
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.