Music jokes
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Memes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Suck!
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."