What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
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This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
The drumstick 🍗.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
