Music jokes
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Memes
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.