Music

Music jokes

Emo kid

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

Period

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

Drive

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

Keyboard

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Memes

Crush

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Forehead

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Dog

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

Emo

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Pornstar

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

Difference

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Emo kid

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Country

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Song

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."