Music jokes
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.