Music jokes
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Memes
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Ariana Grande
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
I’m DaBaby.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.