What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical? Hairspray
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
