Music jokes

I like strippers on me.

Listen to the autism song on TikTok.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

What do you call dead?

(Not Michael Jackson)

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Actually, it’s more of a wrap.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Heard the Helen Keller single?

It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!

Make like a drum and beat it!