Music jokes
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.