Music jokes
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
I like strippers on me.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.