Music jokes
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
I like strippers on me.