Music jokes
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Nickelback.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Can I get a Hoyah?
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Like if you are emo.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)