Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Music Jokes
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
I’m DaBaby.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
