Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.