Music jokes

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman

What do you call dead?

(Not Michael Jackson)

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

I like strippers on me.

Listen to the autism song on TikTok.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

A. "Pieces of You."

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Actually, it’s more of a wrap.