Music jokes
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
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Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.