Music jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Music days be like:
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
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