Music Jokes

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."

My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it ;)

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A Sax-O-Bone.

What was Beethoven's favorite insect?

The bee! :0

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(