What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I like strippers on me.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
