Music jokes
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."