Music jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Memes
Drums at Performance
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*