Music jokes
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Drums at Performance
I love Little Mix.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.