Music jokes

What do you call a group of Emos?

Suicide squad.

Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?

Muzan Kibutsuji

Hehe

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

How does Jesus whistle?

By blowing through the holes in his hands.

One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A Sax-O-Bone.

What was Beethoven's favorite insect?

The bee! :0

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it ;)

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

"Hee hee touch my pp."