Music

Music jokes

Dream

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

Boot

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

Tuna

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

Song

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

Fish

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

Song

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Tuna

What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.

(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.

Fat

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Hit

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

Pedophile

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

Emo

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.