Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I’m DaBaby.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"