Music jokes

One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."

My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it ;)

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

What was Beethoven's favorite insect?

The bee! :0

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A Sax-O-Bone.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

"Hee hee touch my pp."

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!