Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
