Music jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Memes
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
"Hee hee touch my pp."
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"