Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Make like a drum and beat it!
Ariana Grande
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was LSD. I see a dreamer.
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
