This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
