So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
what do u call a emo whos emo
an emo
What happens when Stephen Hawkins dies Windows players the shutdown music
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
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