Music jokes
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Suck!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.