Music jokes
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Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
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What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna