Music jokes
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Suck!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
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You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.