Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Who's Lil John?
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
