Music jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.