Music jokes
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Memes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Suck!
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.