Music jokes
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
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What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
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Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.