Music jokes
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Memes
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.