Music jokes
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!