Music jokes
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.