Music jokes
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?