Music jokes
I love Little Mix.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Memes
Drums at Performance
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.