Music jokes
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Music days be like:
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.