What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
Stephan Hawking listens to the song Iam Still Standing and crys tohimself
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
