You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
