Music jokes
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Memes
Music days be like:
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
I love Little Mix.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.