Music jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Drums at Performance
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I love Little Mix.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.