Music jokes
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Dababy
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.