Music jokes
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Memes
Drums at Performance
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
I love Little Mix.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"