What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Music Jokes
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
