What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.