What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.
What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That’s only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
What is tuba plus tuba? – Fourba.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? – Because his teacher was Haydn.
Q.What’s the most musical bone?
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
What do planets use to download music?
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
so I was at home and I went to take a shower and I accidentaly walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later I needed my headphones to listen to music so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our House only has one bathroom sweet home alabama
Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.