Music Jokes

What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.

What did the baritone say to the alto?

Nothing, you couldn’t hear him

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...

What is beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na

What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to? - The Monkees and Gorillaz

What is Beethoven doing now?

Decomposing.

What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? -- Bananana!

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.