Music jokes
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Drums at Performance
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What kind of band never plays music?
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."