Music Jokes

Anonymous
in JFK

What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.

Lily

What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

Artism

I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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Bob

I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time

Anonymous

Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That’s only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

Anonymous

What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance

Anonymous

What is tuba plus tuba? – Fourba.

Anonymous

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? – Because his teacher was Haydn.

Lynn🤍💖
in Body

Q.What’s the most musical bone?

A.The trom-bone!

Anonymous

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

Gwen
in Puns

What do planets use to download music?

Nep-tunes.

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Lynn💙🤍💖
in Body

Q.What makes music on your hair?

A. A head band!

Lolssss

Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down

insta @miles_manilay

so I was at home and I went to take a shower and I accidentaly walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later I needed my headphones to listen to music so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our House only has one bathroom sweet home alabama

Anonymous

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

Betbolate

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Mary_Spikedemon
in Skeleton

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.