Music jokes
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?