Music jokes
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!