What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Hatsune miku is not from an anime
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
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A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
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What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
there both turned on by kids
What's long and not very hairy? The conga line at the cancer department
What's a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
This song is sus Because I’m happy CLAP along if u fell like happiness is the root What are u clapping
What's a rapist's favourite scale? C Minor.
