Music jokes
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
here's my dick pick
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.