What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I love rap!
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
