What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop
What’s a downys favorite song? DOWN UNDER
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
Qwen is a liar ( sent with a dance )
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
because he had no BODY to go with.
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
why cant juice wrld play cod zombies he cant handle 6 perks
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
What's the best finger for fingering A Minor?
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...