Music jokes

POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

A: Musical chairs.

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!