Music jokes

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.