What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Music Jokes
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
