Music jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Memes
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.