Music jokes
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
me listening to issa bass
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.