Music jokes
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!