I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
