Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?
Coldplay
My fish can break dance. only for 20 seconds and only once.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
