His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
Music Jokes
Cradles-By Sub Urban and watersharky Music Productions- I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep I love everything Fire’s spreading all around my room My world’s so bright It’s hard to breathe but that’s alright Hush Shh Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no) Why can’t you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days And some days I can’t tell if my body belongs to me I love everything Fire’s spreading all around my room My world’s so bright It’s hard to breathe but that’s alright Hush Shh I wanna taste your content Hold your breath and feel the tension Devils hide behind redemption Honesty is a one-way gate to hell I wanna taste consumption Breathe faster to waste oxygen Hear the children sing aloud It’s music 'til the wick burns out Hush Just wanna be care free lately, yeah Just kicking up daisies Got one too many quarters in my pockets Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket Untied laces, yeah Just tripping on daydreams Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? – Bananana!
What was Steven Hawking favorite genre of music? Rock and Roll.
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
WHAT MUSIC SCARES BALOONS? POP MUSIC
WHY WOULD THE BANNANA SCREAM OUTCH BECAUSE GETTING PEALED
Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What’s your favorite type of music?" The other says, “Well…I’m a huge metal fan…”
What’s the best finger for fingering A Minor?
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin’ me back Gravity’s holdin’ me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don’t we leave it at that? Nothin’ to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I’m the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it’s just us You know it’s not the same as it was In this world, it’s just us You know it’s not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it’s not the same Answer the phone “Harry, you’re no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?” Ringin’ the bell And nobody’s coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you’re well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it’s just us You know it’s not the same as it was In this world, it’s just us You know it’s not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it’s not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don’t wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don’t wanna talk about who’s doin’ it first
Me: listening to music under a tree and smiling
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything’s gonna be fine even if it won’t
Very sad today found my pet mouse ’ Elvis ’ dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit: