Music jokes
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Like if you know someone is emo.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.