Music jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
me listening to issa bass
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Who's a rapper that likes to walk around naked?
Nudacris.