What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.