How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.