How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
