Music jokes
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
Yeah yeah.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.