Music

Music Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.