Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
What kind of band never plays music?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
