What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
what kind of band never plays music
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surrondings?
C sharp minor
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!
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What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
