Music jokes
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.