Music Jokes

Someone

Who’s the best at musical chairs?

Stephen Hawking

johnny rub

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.

One asks “what’s your favourite type of music?”

The other one says “I’m a big metal fan.”

Anonymous

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

Anonymous
in Mathematician

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Anonymous

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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Anonymous

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

Anonymous

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

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Anonymous

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

Anonymous

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

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Daniel King

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

Anonymous
in North Korea

Why don’t North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don’t have Seoul.

Anonymous
in Puns

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm, one asked whats your favorite type of music, the other one replied… IM A BIG METAL FAN

Anonymous

What is Beethoven doing now?

Decomposing.

Anonymous

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

Daniel King
in Chicken

What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?

The drumstick 🍗.

Anonymous

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

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Awesome broadway fan

Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad

  • Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
General Kenobi
in Puns

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.