What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
When I die can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?
-They see me rolling.
How do emo's compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
