So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you call a musician š©āš¤ who drinks soda and sings š¤ at the same time?
A popsinger.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.