Music jokes
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Memes
run runnnnnnn
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.