Music jokes
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Memes
run runnnnnnn
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.