Music jokes
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.