Music

Music jokes

Problem

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Grass

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Money

What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS

Song

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

Adele

Why doesn't Adele swim properly?

Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽‍♂️

Pop

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

Santa

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Saxophone

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

Vacuum

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Song

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

Bass

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"

"It was only the Bass!"