What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Music Jokes
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
He sing, he dance, he he.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
