Music jokes
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Memes
run runnnnnnn
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?