Music jokes
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"