Music jokes
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Memes
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"