Music jokes
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"