my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
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Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
WHAT MUSIC SCARES BALOONS? POP MUSIC
WHY WOULD THE BANNANA SCREAM OUTCH BECAUSE GETTING PEALED
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
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