Music

Music jokes

Beer

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.

Problem

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Grass

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Memes

Money

What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS

Song

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

Adele

Why doesn't Adele swim properly?

Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽‍♂️

Pop

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

Santa

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Saxophone

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

Vacuum

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Bass

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"

"It was only the Bass!"