Music jokes
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Make like a drum and beat it!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Music days be like:
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.