Music jokes
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.