Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
da baby
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
