Music jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.