Music jokes
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Memes
run runnnnnnn
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!