Music jokes
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Memes
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.