Music jokes
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.