Music jokes
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Memes
MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!