Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!