Music

Music jokes

Chicken

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

View

John Lennon: "What a nice view."

John walked outside.

He got shot.

:skull:

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Bomb

Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

Because we're better at dropping bombs.

Song

Guess what song this is from:

"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,

Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,

Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.

I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."

Mass Murder

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

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