What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.
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what's a rabbits favourite song? hip hop
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What’s worse than ants in your pants - Michael Jackson
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...
In A Minor
I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
whatever happened to the emo (wrong answer only)
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
dear slim shady
balls
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic..... They sync properly ....
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
