Music jokes
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."