Music jokes
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common? They're both Headless.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.