Music jokes
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
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Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.