Music jokes
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."