Music jokes
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Memes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.