Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What is a Mexicanβs favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do Drake and math have in common? Theyβre both hard for kids.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
