Music jokes
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Memes
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.