Music Jokes

What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling

You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”

*Apple bottom jeans plays”

Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

whats white and rhymes with dre? eminem.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!

what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around

I see them hang all day

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band

"I met a girl and she's 28"

Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"

-AJR

What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?

Billy's jeans.

I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11

What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump

what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.