Music jokes
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common? They're both Headless.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yeah yeah.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.