Music Jokes

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Who is the man behind all lives matter?

Michael Jackson.

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?

Billy's jeans.

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.