Music jokes

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?

Billy's jeans.

Who is the man behind all lives matter?

Michael Jackson.

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.

How did Michael Jackson get away with it?

He's a smooth criminal.

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.