Music jokes
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."