What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
