Music jokes
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."