How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Music Jokes
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
