what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have Seoul.
