Music

Music jokes

Mama

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Queen

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Memes

Spotify

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Cover

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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  • Band

    Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

    A. System of a Down's syndrome.

    Suicide

    When someone tells me to kill myself,

    Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

    Kelly Clarkson

    Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

    (And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

    Emo

    I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

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  • Piano

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

    Down Syndrome

    I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

    The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.