Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Music Jokes
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but itβs dead in the water.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and Iβll show you A-flat minor.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
