How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
