Music jokes
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Memes
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.