Music jokes
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
I love Hebrew John!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Never gonna give you up.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.