Music jokes
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)