Music jokes
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Memes
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.