Music jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!