Music jokes
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Memes
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Any more song suggestions?
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!