Music jokes
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Memes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.