Music jokes
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!