If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Let's rock and roll!
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
DJ Croos joke.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
