Music jokes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.