Music jokes
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Memes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!