Music jokes
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Any more song suggestions?
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.