Music jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
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My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.