Music jokes
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"