Music jokes
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Memes
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Drake.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.