What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
