Music jokes
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!