Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!