Music jokes
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Memes
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.