Music jokes
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
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Memes
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.