Music jokes
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.