Music jokes
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
I'm all panic and no disco.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Never gonna give you up.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!