Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac