Music jokes
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Memes
LMAO
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Never gonna give you up.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?