Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.