Music jokes
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
MF DOOM FOR THE WIN!!!!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*