Music jokes
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Memes
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
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What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.