What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
