Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Yo (DYM 107)"
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
rocked (DYM 136)
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Emo people totally suck!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
