Music jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.